i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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