: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I have fence marks all over my body
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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