Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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