and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
is this the sara with the beer cane?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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