I don't think brook has ever known best
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We had sex on a dog bed..
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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