is your mom at the bar?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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