Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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