shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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