I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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