It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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