I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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