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i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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