Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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