before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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