your thong is hanging out like whoa
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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