Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Boobs are out for the taking
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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