dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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