We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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