So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The air was thick with penises
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
