my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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