Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
