I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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