i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize