Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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