its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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