We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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