you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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