Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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