ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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