Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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