Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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