did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
wanna go halves on a baby?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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