So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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