his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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