I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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