so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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