I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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