Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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