I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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