white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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