im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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