Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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