i need an iv and a liver transplant
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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