he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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