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At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
my poor anus
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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