He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
