PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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