Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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