brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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