Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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