how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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