I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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