When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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