How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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