Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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