You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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